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  • rip chuck norris

    From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to All on Sat Mar 21 03:19:27 2026
    Rip Chuck Norris!

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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to MRO on Sat Mar 21 09:49:49 2026
    MRO wrote to All <=-

    Rip Chuck Norris!

    Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
    the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
    zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

    The tiger did just that.

    (Chuck told that joke himself)






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  • From Denn@VERT/OUTWEST to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 18:26:06 2026
    Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
    the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
    zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

    The tiger did just that.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
    Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
    Chuck Norris was born in 1945. Hitler surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris....

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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to Denn on Sun Mar 22 13:59:53 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    Nightfox

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