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    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 10 00:04:43 2021
    From George Pope:

    For the blondes who've heard too many "dumb blonde jokes":

    Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
    A: It doesn't show the dirt.

    Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
    A: Fisher-Price

    Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
    A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more
    manageable.

    Q: Why are most brunettes flatchested?
    A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

    Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    A: It matches their mustache.

    Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a
    brunettes' hair?
    A: Lice

    & the best for last:
    Q: What's black & blue, & brown, & lies in a ditch?
    A: A brunette who's told too many 'dumb blonde'jokes.

    Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
    A: artificial intelligence.

    One more for the brunettes:
    Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
    A: The interpreter.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Fri Sep 10 04:11:50 2021
    One more for the brunettes:
    Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
    A: The interpreter.

    Why should only blondes & brunettes have all the fun?

    If a redhead suffers a psychotic break...
    Is that considered a Ginger Snap???

    Q: Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
    A: They got no soul.

    Q: What is a redhead's favorite diet?
    A: Paleo!

    Q: What do you call a sick redhead?
    A: Ginger ail

    Q: What is the result of breeding two redhead bakers?
    A: GingerBreed

    Q: What is it called when two redheads have a baby?
    A: Ginger-bred!

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
    Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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