Everything else seems to be the latest "death to ham radio".
So I figured, why not sex..?
That was only when Ham was united with Radio in Holy Telephony.
He could not resistor, and wanted to inductor into his family, so
they decided to more than just shack up.
We understand that the reception was excellent...and info on the
first night together was from a trusted group of Virtual Monitors
and Official Observers. They wanted to zero beat their frequencies,
and he wanted to work up her sideband.
But, they had to be careful not to put the wedding gifts of Morse
Code Keyers where they'd sleep. Otherwise, they'd become infested
with bedbugs, and that would be a real pain in the brass.
**
For the entire version, go to
http://www.wx4qz.net/elk.htm and
select one of 2 ham radio humor files. There is one that's nearly
20 megabytes in size, with nearly 135 pages, and nearly 200 memes,
plus textual humor.
By comparison, there is a text only version (designed for the
visually impaired), which is only 425 kilobytes in size, with just
textual descriptions of the memes, and the rest of the textual
humor, and it's at least 45 pages smaller.
Daryl, N5VLZ
... Do you, Ham, take Radio, to be your lawfully wedded spouse??
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